Thursday, May 9, 2013
Featured Scene: Samantha 38G and Sapphire on Samantha38G.com
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Angelina Castro is filming in Miami and needs some co-stars
Angelina Castro is one of the most gorgeous women in porn. She has shot with Plumper Pass several times before, and she is a textbook definition of "Coke bottle body." Or hourglass figure if you want to be old school.
Whatever definition you use, this sexy Cubana has a wonderful body and a gorgeous face. I highly recommend that you visit her website Angelina Castro Live and see more examples of her excellent work.
Speaking of her website, this post is to announce that she is shooting a new reality series for her site, and she is in need of male talent. So if you are in Miami, Florida and meet these criteria:
- Must be OVER 21 WITH ID.
- Must be willing to go on camera and sign a model release.
- ... above all MUST be able to perform on camera....
Then head to her craigslist ad here and reply with one photo and your contact information. Don't let this opportunity pass you by!
I know I wouldn't.
I Found "The Minion" site. I am now depressed
In my continuing series of thinking about fat guys in porn, I came across a site that gave me pause the other day.
The pic above comes from a site called, "The Minion."
Among the tag lines for the site is, "You're nobody till [sic] you've been fucked by him." "A hard banging pimp! He loves food as much as pussy."
Here's the main trailer for the site. Watch it and see for yourself:
I don't know how else to say it, but this site confirms a lot of my fears about how us big guys are portrayed in adult films.
We are comic relief. We're slobby, slovenly schlubs mainly interested in food. We are objects to be derided or physically assaulted because, hey, it's funny. Oh, and let's be misogynistic towards our co-stars because again, it's funny! Ha ha ha ha ha! Aren't you laughing?
I'm not.
We obviously cannot be desired because we're fat. We can't be viewed as sexy. Yeah, we might have a beautiful woman suck our cock, but it's only after a lot of other shit happens like food fights, smacking with sticks or getting shot with a garden hose.
I guess it's good to have a niche, and hey, he's shooting (or shot) these scenes. But why can't it be played straight instead of as a farce?
Monday, May 6, 2013
Review: Fuck A Fan 18
I’ve been intrigued by the concept of Immoral Production’s and Porno Dan Leal’s schtick for quite some time now. In this compilation of four scenes from the “Fuck a Fan” website, a lucky guy gets to take on one featured porn star and three “fluffers” for lack of a better term. The setup is that two or three guys compete in a silly challenge to determine who the winner is, and the winner gets to fuck a porn star.
Simple, no?
Going into this, I questioned if these truly were fans, or was this a ruse of some sort to get attention. After all, modern day reality television is not reality nine times out of ten, so why should I believe that these guys were actually amateurs?
After having watched these scenes several times, I feel it is pretty safe to say that Fuck a Fan is what it claims to be: regular guys who can travel to Southern California getting a chance to live the dream. But how does a web series translate to DVD?
What I Liked
I picked this compilation of scenes because it featured Samantha 38G, Beverly Paige and Siri in the same scene. Three big boobed cuties is what sold me on having to try this out. I appreciated the fact that they and their assets were on display. Samantha’s southern twang in particular was alluring, no question about that.
The women overall were more than attractive, so the talent on display was quite alluring across all four scenes. There was almost (almost) something for everyone on that front.
What I Disliked
The sound quality was uneven at best. Even with Dan’s yelling, the sound was hollow at points, making it hard to hear the nuances of what was being said. It sounded like it was being shot in a warehouse more than in a studio, and that could be the case.
Some of the cuts didn’t make a lot of sense. This was more noticeable in the first scene in particular, where it seemed to just end kind of abruptly. Also, the “challenges” were not show in their entirety, but I realize that they are more tangential in nature to begin with.
The muddied sound was probably my biggest complaint. I am making some allowances here knowing that this was something that was shot for the web, and that transition from a web show to something that can be watched over and over ad infinitum means that any mistakes that were in place at the time aren’t really going to be cleaned up in post.
DVD Quality
DVD featured three trailers for other Immoral Productions videos, and you get to choose which of the four scenes you get to watch. So you have that going for you, which is nice.
Overall Thoughts
I am being critical about technical issues, because I do think poor sound makes for a less than stellar production. With that being said, there is something I found charming about this compilation. I give credit to the guys who went to Los Angeles (at their own expense, I am sure) to take a chance on trying to get to have sex with porn stars. Talk about living the dream.
While somewhat over-the-top for me, the carnival barker/co-star Porno Dan does a good job with setting up the three ring circus and promotion something of a party atmosphere. The set for these scenes and the sound makes it seem like it was shot in a warehouse (or maybe in someone’s basement), but there is something about a kind of low fidelity approach to fun flickage that makes me want to watch more and more and again and again.
And who knows? Maybe I’ll get in touch with Porno Dan on Twitter and take a chance at a challenge myself one day.
Sunday, May 5, 2013
Featured BBW Website: Sammie SC2
So, for something a little bit different.
Before I run this whole redheads will be the death of me thing into the ground, let's feature one more lovely BBW redhead.
Now, we come back to my current hometown of Las Vegas and pick up with a relatively recent transplant to Sin City, Sammie of Southern Charms.
Sammie SC2 as she goes by on Twitter is a mature BBW. She's not a PAWG (phat ass white girl); she is truly a woman. I would say that on the surface she looks quite professional, but if you look at the introductory page for her site, she meets the definition of lady in the streets, freak in the sheets.
I met her in person at an event in Las Vegas about three months ago, and I am still kicking myself for not taking a bit more time to get to know her and flirt a little. Shame on me, and I swear I'm going to do better the next time I see her. Whenever that may be.
This isn't even a hardcore clip, but just see for yourself. This is a teaser clip of her giving a full body massage:
Sorry, where was I? I had drifted off and imagined myself as the guy beneath her, although in my dreams I'm on my back, mouth watering with anticipation as one of those pink nipples drifted towards my lips....
Yeah. Ahem. So, there is plenty more where that came from. So if you like mature BBWs as much as I do, then join her Southern Charms site or check out her videos and buy two or ten. You'll be glad you did.
Featured Scene: Reyna Mae on Hot Sexy Plumpers
I hate being repetitive, but I have a weakness for redheads. It might border on a fetish, but there's something about a woman with red or auburn hair that makes me smile...among, well, other things.
Okay fine. To quote myself:
My god. Redheads will be the death of me someday.
— Jayson Dean (@jaysonfdean) January 26, 2013
If that redhead is built like Pennsylvania's own Reyna Mae, then it's no contest at all.
Reyna Mae is a ten year veteran in the industry, and she looks fabulous in her latest scene over at Hot Sexy Plumpers. While I fancy myself as a bit of a handyman myself, I've never had anything happen like this.
Maybe I should move back to Pennsylvania. That might increase my chances.
Reyna Mae has been nominated for a BBW FanFest award for "Best Boobs." Watch the clip below, then go buy a membership at PlumperPass, watch the full scene with all of Reyna's lovely assets on display and vote for her here.
Check out Reyna Mae's latest scene over at Hot Sexy Plumpers - part of the PlumperPass Network.
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