Review: I Like Fat Girls #5

Synopsis
I’ll begin with a bit of a confession (and a round of self-disclosure): I have a bit of a porn crush on BBW actress Desiree Devine. Even though I know she’s much taller than I am, and would never be interested in me, I just think that she’s incredibly sexy. I know that makes me sound like some kind of a raving fanboy (or a stalker, I guess), when I saw that she was the cover model for the movie “I Like Fat Girls 5,” well, I knew that I had to throw it in the rental cart and order it. Would I be disappointed in my selection or not?

Scene 1
Long Island: Long Island is an Asian MILF wearing a pink sports bra and a black thong. She has a digital camera and is taking pictures of her male costar, getting him to flex with his shirt off, etc. He takes his pants off and she moves closer. He grabs her and starts to suck on her pierced nipples. He bends her over the kitchen table, pulls her panties down a little, spits on her pierced pussy and enters her doggie style. They move to the couch and he reenters her while she’s on her back. He sticks it in for a while and fucks her before sliding up her body so she can briefly suck on his dick. They then transition to reverse cowgirl on the couch before she slowly spins around to regular cowgirl. She enthusiastically bounces on his cock before sliding up his body so he can eat her pussy a little bit.

We jump cut to Long Island lying on her back with his dick in her ass. He fucks her this way for a while before they switch to anal reverse cowgirl. A jump cut takes us back to regular vaginal missionary fucking before he pops on Long Island, leaving a trail of cum up her belly and onto her face for a partial facial finish.

Scene 2
Mynxx: Mynxx is kneeling on the couch wearing a black corset top and black panties. She is quickly joined by a naked, older, bald male costar and she immediately begins to suck his cock and lick his balls. After some face fucking of her and some nipple sucking by him, Mynxx climbs on for a cowgirl ride. After a short ride and a quick suck of his cock, she climbs back on for some more.

After another ride with some more dick sucking, Mynxx sheds her clothing completely and maneuvers herself into a position for a doggie style fucking. We get a few nice point of view shots mixed in during the doggie style sex and they seem to be really into things. They disengage and Mynxx performs some more oral on him before they move on to missionary. She plays with her pierced nipples and he grabs onto her love handles as he fucks her. Yet another blowjob break leads us into a reverse cowgirl ride with a couple of blowjob breaks before they return to the missionary position. He finishes up by cumming on her lips and chin and Mynxx cleans him up and plays with his cum a bit more.

Scene 3
Shelby Sweet: The scene opens with the gentleman from scene number two sitting on the couch dressed in jeans and a polo shirt. Shelby crawls across the screen on her hands and knees toward him, showing us her underwear in the process. She then proceeds to undo his jeans and starts sucking his cock right away. She appears to have some submissive tendencies as she undoes her wrap top and he gets up to face fuck her while she is on her knees. She winds up leaning back into the couch with him fucking her mouth from above before a cut leads us to a cowgirl ride. She gives him a quick blowjob and then climbs back on in reverse. She hops off, licks his balls and climbs back on in regular cowgirl position.

Shelby climbs off and performs a quick blowjob again before turning around for some doggie style. He pounds away like this for a while before she performs a long blowjob on him as a transition to missionary. An extended missionary fucking leads to Shelby kneeling and getting a load on her lips and chin. She then proceeds to clean off her chin and licks her fingers clean.

Scene 4
Desiree Devine: We fade in on Desiree Devine’s ample bottom, as she is wearing a camisole and panty set. She pulls her big breasts out of the top and kneels down, playing with them. She licks her nipples and flashes her stomach before doing some booty clapping. She takes off her panties and plays with herself as she smiles and talks to the camera. She is joined by her heavily muscled costar that encourages her to remove her breasts from the top again. He licks her nipples and she returns the favor as he strips down and puts his cock between her tits. She then begins to suck him, taking him down her throat. She sucks him and holds onto his balls. She then strips all the way down, sits on the floor and continues to suck his dick while she plays with herself.

After sucking him, Desiree lays down on her back and he enters her pussy. She exhorts him to pound her pussy as they go at missionary style. Desiree flips over on her hands and knees and they begin to go at it doggie style. He smacks her ass and grabs her hair as he pounds her from behind. A jump cut takes us to them fucking in the scissors position before he rolls over onto his back and Desiree climbs aboard cowgirl style, allowing him to suck on her nipples. She hops off, sucks his dick a bit, and climbs back on in reverse cowgirl with him smacking her ass.

They flip back to missionary with him finishing by cumming on her pussy. He then stands up and Desiree licks his dick clean.

The DVD
Extras include a cumshot recap; a photo gallery; trailers for 4 films; and information about Devils Films video on demand.

Summary
I was pleasantly surprised by this film. The actress named Long Island was definitely not what I would have called a “fat girl” by any logical extension of the term. For some guys, these women would have probably been a turn off. Obviously, Desiree was a major reason I was interested in this film in the first place, but I was certainly taken in by all four scenes. The females were all above average in looks minimum, I would say, and while shot simply, there was something relatively pleasing about that simplicity. Not a lot of bells and whistles. Nothing gimmicky. Just straight ahead sex featuring what I would call everyday looking folks that was not amateur. Sometimes it’s the simple things that often get overlooked that turn out to be the good things.

Review: Earthquake Booty #3

Synopsis
To quote the ersatz early 1990s philosopher from Seattle, Sir Mix-a-lot, “I like big butts and I cannot lie.” I agree Mr. Mix-a-lot. I like big butts, too. Which is how I found myself slipping Brian Pumper’s Earthquake Booty 3 into my DVD player the other day, hoping that I would not be disappointed by the contents within.

Scene 1
Joei Deluxxx and Brian Pumper: Scene opens with Joei sitting and being interviewed on a dining room chair. She stands up and bends over to show us her booty. She moves over to a couch, removes her panties and plays with herself for a bit. Joei then walks through the house to what looks like the kitchen, where a small sofa or futon or something was set up. She removes her bra before being joined by Brian. She proceeds to blow Brian while he is standing up. Brian then sits down and the blowjob continues for a bit before Joei climbs aboard for a cowgirl ride. She bounces on his dick for a few minutes before starting to ride him in a manner that I can only describe as side-saddle. Joei climbs off Brian to blow him a bit more before resuming her side saddle ride. The duo transitions into a modified scissors position before eventually having Joei roll over onto her back with her legs up for some missionary. Missionary is followed up by some extended doggie and nice views of her ass and pussy before Brian shoots a copious load all over her plump booty.

Scene 2
Crystal Clear and Rico Strong: Crystal Clear greets us in the kitchen wearing a black fishnet body stocking, black bra and black leather thong showing off a lovely booty. She makes her booty jiggle while welcoming us to her scene. She walks down the hall and bends over to show us her ass. The thong comes off as she poes some more, squatting and showing us her pussy. She takes her bra off and releases her breasts before a jump cut takes us into another room in the house, where she poses naked for us some more. Rico Strong joins her on a futon and definitely likes what he sees. The same can be said for Crystal as she takes Rico into her mouth. Crystal sucks Rico’s dick and licks his balls for a while both kneeling on the futon and on the floor before she offers her booty to him doggie style. The spend quite a bit of time in this position with subtle variations on the positioning of her ass in relation to him. They disengage so that she can lick and suck his dick some more before she flips onto her back for some missionary pounding. From missionary they try cowgirl, scissors and side saddle positions before returning to doggie style for the big finish on her ample backside. A very sexy girl and a great scene.

Scene 3
Mz Booty and Brian Pumper: Mz Booty is sitting on a chair on a patio near the pool for this scene. She is in a different kind of black fishnet body suit and a black thong, but no bra. She has red streaks in her hair. She stands up and poses on the chair, pulling off the thong before walking around the pool to a corner where she continues to show us her big ass and then shows us her nice, large titties. The scene shifts inside where she is kneeling on a black leather couch sucking Brian’s dick while he’s sitting down on the same couch. She kneels on the floor and he stands up and the blowjob continues. Mz Booty hops back up on the couch and Brian enters her doggie style. They switch to the floor where she climbs aboard reverse cowgirl style. Back to the couch for some side saddle fucking action before a regular cowgirl ride takes place – interrupted only for some oral sex. From cowgirl, it’s time for a missionary trip with legs splayed wide (and with some manual pussy inspection by Brian) before finishing up doggie style with a load shot across the buttocks.

Scene 4
Blaze and Justin Long: Interview with Blaze outside as she is wearing a camisole top, thong panties and a garter belt with stockings. Some outdoor posing and walking, with plenty of shots of her massive ass. We transition inside to find Blaze crawling up the stairs on her hands and knees and playing with her pussy a little bit more before heading over to the couch and blowing Justin Long, who is sitting on said couch. She climbs on for a cowgirl ride (having only removed her panties to this point) and after a few minutes hops off to offer some more oral ministrations to Justin’s dick. After oral, they meet up in the scissors style position and he pounds away. She flips onto her back for missionary and then it’s off to a nice, long doggie style ride before Justin pops on her incredible behind.

Scene 5
Luscious Louis and Brian Pumper: Luscious is sitting outside of the house on what looks like a park bench. She has bright red hair and is wearing a green bikini. She stands up to show us her delectable derriere. She goes over to a cushion by the pool, having pulled down the bikini bottoms to show us some more of her goodies and plays with herself a little bit. The scene shifts inside where she is now completely naked, sitting on a stool, letting us glimpse her ample ass once again. She kneels next to a cushion inside the house and is rewarded with Brian’s dick in her mouth for some oral sex. After servicing him for a few minutes, she climbs up onto the cushion and Brian eats her pussy out for a couple of minutes before sliding in doggie style.
From doggie, they switch into standard cowgirl position for an extended ride before transitioning into the side saddle position. From side saddle, it’s time for some missionary and then a maneuver in which Luscious is on her back and Brian is turned around facing away from her and is fucking her still. After this, it’s time for more side saddle and then some reverse cowgirl before Luscious lays on her stomach, legs together and gets fucked by Brian until he finishes off with a load across her ass and halfway up her back.

The DVD
Extras include a bonus scene from “Juicy Latin Coochie” featuring Paris Maine, Brian Pumper and Rico Strong; behind the scenes footage; a cumshot recap; a photo gallery; trailers for 28(!) films; a list of websites for Brian Pumper; and a rap video by Brian Pumper.

Summary

Oh, where to begin? Well, I appreciate a large ass, and there are definitely some good looking thick and BBW women with lovely booties in this film. There is no question about that.

I thought that Crystal Clear and Rico Strong’s scene was the best because of the heat I felt coming off of them. Hands down my favorite scene of the film – although I do have to say that overall it was a very solid effort.

If you’re a fan of all-black porn, and like your women curvier and/or heftier than most, you will definitely enjoy this film.

Here’s my big annoyance, though: For some reason, Mr. Pumper felt the need to insert the sound effect of an “earthquake” at every possible juncture during the film. Not only during his “rap” song, but also while the women are shown walking (rear view, of course). Occasionally, this sound was also accompanied by a bass voice saying “Earthquake Booty!”

Really?

I mean, I get that that’s what the name of the series is. But you know what? I know what film I’m watching. I don’t need to be reminded during every cut that I’m watching a film called “Earthquake Booty” and that it’s referring to the lovely, ample backsides of the women. I can make that connection myself.

In the grand scheme of things, while it does not detract from the overall viewing of the movie, it annoyed me enough to have to mention it.

Review: She Male Road Trip #14

I've seen bits and pieces of some of Joey Silvera's transsexual films over the years and have usually been quite pleased with what I have seen. After watching and reviewing “Rogue Adventures 31,” I decided to pop another film in the DVD player and checked out “She Male Road Trip #14.”

What I Liked
My favorite scene was the threeway between LA Cherry Spice, Jesse Flores and Diezel. They seemed really into each other and into the action, which is always a bonus for any adult film. I didn’t really feel that any of the scenes were lacking or lagging. Kelly Shore is amazing to look at as well.

What I Disliked
There’s really not anything that I can complain about. Overall just a very solid film. There was a little bit of a “freak show” element with regards to transsexual little person Ruby Navarro, and that she might not be everyone’s cup of tea. Just be forewarned.

DVD Quality
Excellent picture quality. I felt like the sound was mixed well. Several nice bonuses including a picture gallery, filmographies for some of the performers, a scene by scene cast list (very nice!), trailers for six films, websites and a cumshot recap.

Overall Thoughts
I was pleased with this film. I thought it was a well shot film with a nice mix of attractive transsexual and genetic girl performers. Please note that this film is completely condom-free as well, which is not always the case in a transsexual films.

Review: Cum On In #4

(The final installment of three recent reviews.)

I don't think that I had ever watched a film from 3rd Degree productions before. But this was a creampie film, and it featured Alexis Texas's sweet ass and Audrey Hollander's firecracker personality, so I thought I would give it a go. Overall, it was a good film. Not necessarily legendary, but not everything can be (for better or for worse).

What I Liked: My favorite scene was without question featuring Audrey Hollander. Besides my affinity for redheads, she gave an excellent effort - even taking an anal double penetration. Okay, so it was one dick and one bright pink dildo. But she was in a reverse cowgirl position, so she gets some credit for that. Besides Audrey, though, there were some other attractive women in this film. Overall, I would say that the casting of the females was excellent, although it definitely leaned heavily on blondes.

What I Disliked: I had very little to quibble with in this film. I didn't hate any of the other scenes, nor were there any technical difficulties to deal with. Nothing that I or anyone would find truly objectionable in this movie.

DVD Quality: Excellent picture quality. I felt like the sound was mixed well. Several nice bonuses including a picture gallery, behind the scenes footage, footage of the girls dancing, trailers for five other 3rd Degree films and a cumshot recap.

Overall Thoughts: Overall, I liked this film. Well, maybe liked is too strong a word. Maybe the best description for this film is that it's nice. Nice is good. Nice is above average. Which is how I felt about most of this film. The women are all nice to look at. Their performances are solid. None of the guys look like, well, me - which is probably a good thing. Is it ground-breaking or earth-shattering? No. Is it breaking new ground in the creampie genre. No. Did it make me want to claw my eyes out? No. Sometimes, that's all you can ask for from a film.

Review: Rogue Adventures #31

(Second of three recent reviews.)

I've seen bits and pieces of some of Joey Silvera's transsexual films over the years and have usually been quite pleased with what I have seen. So when I had the chance to review one of the newer films in his "Rogue Adventures" line, I had to take a look and see what was up. I was not disappointed at all, and it definitely made up for the bad transsexual movie I watched the previous evening.

What I Liked: Let me start by mentioning my two favorite scenes. One featured LA Cherry Spice and genetic girl Cindy Crawford, and the other one featured Khloe Hart and Christian XXX. I just found these two scenes to be extremely hot performances. The chemistry seemed evident between these performers, and it came through the screen vividly - especially in LA Cherry Spice and Cindy's scene. That one totally burned up the screen. The casting of the transsexuals was well done; all are extremely passable and would turn heads all across the country while dressed without many suspecting that these ladies had a little something extra between their legs. High quality talent all around.

What I Disliked: I had very little to quibble with in this film. I'm not a big fan of interview scenes, but once the actresses and actors get down to business, their irrelevance is quickly forgotten. There is only one scene I could have done without, and that was probably the second scene featuring Mai Tai and Diezel. Not because it was a blowjob only scene, but I just did not find myself that engaged in the performance.

DVD Quality: Excellent picture quality. I felt like the sound was mixed well. Several nice bonuses including a picture gallery, filmographies for some of the performers, a scene by scene cast list (very nice!), websites and a cumshot recap.

Overall Thoughts: There is a reason that the Rogue Adventures series has surpassed 30 volumes at this point. Joey Silvera strikes again with a collection of very attractive transsexuals doing naughty things in front of the camera with both boys and genetic girls. Note that this film is completely condom-free as well, which is not always the case in a transsexual films.

Review: Bang My Tranny Ass

(First of three reviews I did yesterday. I hope to have three more completed later today.)

Transsexual films often get consigned to the freak show bin by some casual porn viewers. Then again, considering that this reviewer also has an affinity for BBWs, I guess I am a fan of the "freakier" side of porn. I sat down to watch this DVD and I came into my viewing session with literally no expectations as to what this film would give to me. Unfortunately, my missing expectations...were not met.

What I Liked: Unfortunately, there really wasn’t that much that I could say that I liked. The overall viewing experience for this DVD was negative for a wide number of reasons. A couple of the performers were passable and decent looking, but otherwise I was quite disappointed by this film. I do give the director credit, though, for featuring genetic girls with transsexuals, transsexuals with each other, and a boy/transsexual scene.

What I Disliked: My list of dislikes include the fact that the overall quality of the performers was poor from a looks perspective. Yes, I know that my taste in performers would probably be questioned by most casual porn fans, since my taste in genetic girl performers leans towards thick and BBW actresses. However, I thought that for transsexual performers, a better cast should have been acquired and it might have led to a better film. Additionally, one of the scenes in the film was split in half and I am still not sure why this was done. The scene between the two transsexual performers featured a part one and a part two. But why not simply just do one scene? I question the editorial decision in this instance.

DVD Quality: DVD featured one trailer for a website and a list of websites. The DVD malfunctioned several times about three-fifths of the way through, forcing this reviewer to use four DVD players (two computer drives and two regular ones) in order to finish viewing the film.

Overall Thoughts: I did not come into my initial viewing of this DVD with any sort of expectations. I am glad that I did, although I find it hard to fathom being any more disappointed by my viewing experience than I was with this DVD. In this day and age, I do not think that it is too much to expect medium to high quality from a professional production company – no matter what the subject matter. This production, to me, came across as below amateur standing and was a great disappointment. I do not recommend this film.