Synopsis
To quote the ersatz early 1990s philosopher from Seattle, Sir Mix-a-lot, “I like big butts and I cannot lie.” I agree Mr. Mix-a-lot. I like big butts, too. Which is how I found myself slipping Brian Pumper’s Earthquake Booty 3 into my DVD player the other day, hoping that I would not be disappointed by the contents within.
Scene 1
Joei Deluxxx and Brian Pumper: Scene opens with Joei sitting and being interviewed on a dining room chair. She stands up and bends over to show us her booty. She moves over to a couch, removes her panties and plays with herself for a bit. Joei then walks through the house to what looks like the kitchen, where a small sofa or futon or something was set up. She removes her bra before being joined by Brian. She proceeds to blow Brian while he is standing up. Brian then sits down and the blowjob continues for a bit before Joei climbs aboard for a cowgirl ride. She bounces on his dick for a few minutes before starting to ride him in a manner that I can only describe as side-saddle. Joei climbs off Brian to blow him a bit more before resuming her side saddle ride. The duo transitions into a modified scissors position before eventually having Joei roll over onto her back with her legs up for some missionary. Missionary is followed up by some extended doggie and nice views of her ass and pussy before Brian shoots a copious load all over her plump booty.
Scene 2
Crystal Clear and Rico Strong: Crystal Clear greets us in the kitchen wearing a black fishnet body stocking, black bra and black leather thong showing off a lovely booty. She makes her booty jiggle while welcoming us to her scene. She walks down the hall and bends over to show us her ass. The thong comes off as she poes some more, squatting and showing us her pussy. She takes her bra off and releases her breasts before a jump cut takes us into another room in the house, where she poses naked for us some more. Rico Strong joins her on a futon and definitely likes what he sees. The same can be said for Crystal as she takes Rico into her mouth. Crystal sucks Rico’s dick and licks his balls for a while both kneeling on the futon and on the floor before she offers her booty to him doggie style. The spend quite a bit of time in this position with subtle variations on the positioning of her ass in relation to him. They disengage so that she can lick and suck his dick some more before she flips onto her back for some missionary pounding. From missionary they try cowgirl, scissors and side saddle positions before returning to doggie style for the big finish on her ample backside. A very sexy girl and a great scene.
Scene 3
Mz Booty and Brian Pumper: Mz Booty is sitting on a chair on a patio near the pool for this scene. She is in a different kind of black fishnet body suit and a black thong, but no bra. She has red streaks in her hair. She stands up and poses on the chair, pulling off the thong before walking around the pool to a corner where she continues to show us her big ass and then shows us her nice, large titties. The scene shifts inside where she is kneeling on a black leather couch sucking Brian’s dick while he’s sitting down on the same couch. She kneels on the floor and he stands up and the blowjob continues. Mz Booty hops back up on the couch and Brian enters her doggie style. They switch to the floor where she climbs aboard reverse cowgirl style. Back to the couch for some side saddle fucking action before a regular cowgirl ride takes place – interrupted only for some oral sex. From cowgirl, it’s time for a missionary trip with legs splayed wide (and with some manual pussy inspection by Brian) before finishing up doggie style with a load shot across the buttocks.
Scene 4
Blaze and Justin Long: Interview with Blaze outside as she is wearing a camisole top, thong panties and a garter belt with stockings. Some outdoor posing and walking, with plenty of shots of her massive ass. We transition inside to find Blaze crawling up the stairs on her hands and knees and playing with her pussy a little bit more before heading over to the couch and blowing Justin Long, who is sitting on said couch. She climbs on for a cowgirl ride (having only removed her panties to this point) and after a few minutes hops off to offer some more oral ministrations to Justin’s dick. After oral, they meet up in the scissors style position and he pounds away. She flips onto her back for missionary and then it’s off to a nice, long doggie style ride before Justin pops on her incredible behind.
Scene 5
Luscious Louis and Brian Pumper: Luscious is sitting outside of the house on what looks like a park bench. She has bright red hair and is wearing a green bikini. She stands up to show us her delectable derriere. She goes over to a cushion by the pool, having pulled down the bikini bottoms to show us some more of her goodies and plays with herself a little bit. The scene shifts inside where she is now completely naked, sitting on a stool, letting us glimpse her ample ass once again. She kneels next to a cushion inside the house and is rewarded with Brian’s dick in her mouth for some oral sex. After servicing him for a few minutes, she climbs up onto the cushion and Brian eats her pussy out for a couple of minutes before sliding in doggie style.
From doggie, they switch into standard cowgirl position for an extended ride before transitioning into the side saddle position. From side saddle, it’s time for some missionary and then a maneuver in which Luscious is on her back and Brian is turned around facing away from her and is fucking her still. After this, it’s time for more side saddle and then some reverse cowgirl before Luscious lays on her stomach, legs together and gets fucked by Brian until he finishes off with a load across her ass and halfway up her back.
The DVD
Extras include a bonus scene from “Juicy Latin Coochie” featuring Paris Maine, Brian Pumper and Rico Strong; behind the scenes footage; a cumshot recap; a photo gallery; trailers for 28(!) films; a list of websites for Brian Pumper; and a rap video by Brian Pumper.
Summary
Oh, where to begin? Well, I appreciate a large ass, and there are definitely some good looking thick and BBW women with lovely booties in this film. There is no question about that.
I thought that Crystal Clear and Rico Strong’s scene was the best because of the heat I felt coming off of them. Hands down my favorite scene of the film – although I do have to say that overall it was a very solid effort.
If you’re a fan of all-black porn, and like your women curvier and/or heftier than most, you will definitely enjoy this film.
Here’s my big annoyance, though: For some reason, Mr. Pumper felt the need to insert the sound effect of an “earthquake” at every possible juncture during the film. Not only during his “rap” song, but also while the women are shown walking (rear view, of course). Occasionally, this sound was also accompanied by a bass voice saying “Earthquake Booty!”
Really?
I mean, I get that that’s what the name of the series is. But you know what? I know what film I’m watching. I don’t need to be reminded during every cut that I’m watching a film called “Earthquake Booty” and that it’s referring to the lovely, ample backsides of the women. I can make that connection myself.
In the grand scheme of things, while it does not detract from the overall viewing of the movie, it annoyed me enough to have to mention it.
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Monday, January 25, 2010
Review: I Like Fat Girls #5
Synopsis
I’ll begin with a bit of a confession (and a round of self-disclosure): I have a bit of a porn crush on BBW actress Desiree Devine. Even though I know she’s much taller than I am, and would never be interested in me, I just think that she’s incredibly sexy. I know that makes me sound like some kind of a raving fanboy (or a stalker, I guess), when I saw that she was the cover model for the movie “I Like Fat Girls 5,” well, I knew that I had to throw it in the rental cart and order it. Would I be disappointed in my selection or not?
Scene 1
Long Island: Long Island is an Asian MILF wearing a pink sports bra and a black thong. She has a digital camera and is taking pictures of her male costar, getting him to flex with his shirt off, etc. He takes his pants off and she moves closer. He grabs her and starts to suck on her pierced nipples. He bends her over the kitchen table, pulls her panties down a little, spits on her pierced pussy and enters her doggie style. They move to the couch and he reenters her while she’s on her back. He sticks it in for a while and fucks her before sliding up her body so she can briefly suck on his dick. They then transition to reverse cowgirl on the couch before she slowly spins around to regular cowgirl. She enthusiastically bounces on his cock before sliding up his body so he can eat her pussy a little bit.
We jump cut to Long Island lying on her back with his dick in her ass. He fucks her this way for a while before they switch to anal reverse cowgirl. A jump cut takes us back to regular vaginal missionary fucking before he pops on Long Island, leaving a trail of cum up her belly and onto her face for a partial facial finish.
Scene 2
Mynxx: Mynxx is kneeling on the couch wearing a black corset top and black panties. She is quickly joined by a naked, older, bald male costar and she immediately begins to suck his cock and lick his balls. After some face fucking of her and some nipple sucking by him, Mynxx climbs on for a cowgirl ride. After a short ride and a quick suck of his cock, she climbs back on for some more.
After another ride with some more dick sucking, Mynxx sheds her clothing completely and maneuvers herself into a position for a doggie style fucking. We get a few nice point of view shots mixed in during the doggie style sex and they seem to be really into things. They disengage and Mynxx performs some more oral on him before they move on to missionary. She plays with her pierced nipples and he grabs onto her love handles as he fucks her. Yet another blowjob break leads us into a reverse cowgirl ride with a couple of blowjob breaks before they return to the missionary position. He finishes up by cumming on her lips and chin and Mynxx cleans him up and plays with his cum a bit more.
Scene 3
Shelby Sweet: The scene opens with the gentleman from scene number two sitting on the couch dressed in jeans and a polo shirt. Shelby crawls across the screen on her hands and knees toward him, showing us her underwear in the process. She then proceeds to undo his jeans and starts sucking his cock right away. She appears to have some submissive tendencies as she undoes her wrap top and he gets up to face fuck her while she is on her knees. She winds up leaning back into the couch with him fucking her mouth from above before a cut leads us to a cowgirl ride. She gives him a quick blowjob and then climbs back on in reverse. She hops off, licks his balls and climbs back on in regular cowgirl position.
Shelby climbs off and performs a quick blowjob again before turning around for some doggie style. He pounds away like this for a while before she performs a long blowjob on him as a transition to missionary. An extended missionary fucking leads to Shelby kneeling and getting a load on her lips and chin. She then proceeds to clean off her chin and licks her fingers clean.
Scene 4
Desiree Devine: We fade in on Desiree Devine’s ample bottom, as she is wearing a camisole and panty set. She pulls her big breasts out of the top and kneels down, playing with them. She licks her nipples and flashes her stomach before doing some booty clapping. She takes off her panties and plays with herself as she smiles and talks to the camera. She is joined by her heavily muscled costar that encourages her to remove her breasts from the top again. He licks her nipples and she returns the favor as he strips down and puts his cock between her tits. She then begins to suck him, taking him down her throat. She sucks him and holds onto his balls. She then strips all the way down, sits on the floor and continues to suck his dick while she plays with herself.
After sucking him, Desiree lays down on her back and he enters her pussy. She exhorts him to pound her pussy as they go at missionary style. Desiree flips over on her hands and knees and they begin to go at it doggie style. He smacks her ass and grabs her hair as he pounds her from behind. A jump cut takes us to them fucking in the scissors position before he rolls over onto his back and Desiree climbs aboard cowgirl style, allowing him to suck on her nipples. She hops off, sucks his dick a bit, and climbs back on in reverse cowgirl with him smacking her ass.
They flip back to missionary with him finishing by cumming on her pussy. He then stands up and Desiree licks his dick clean.
The DVD
Extras include a cumshot recap; a photo gallery; trailers for 4 films; and information about Devils Films video on demand.
Summary
I was pleasantly surprised by this film. The actress named Long Island was definitely not what I would have called a “fat girl” by any logical extension of the term. For some guys, these women would have probably been a turn off. Obviously, Desiree was a major reason I was interested in this film in the first place, but I was certainly taken in by all four scenes. The females were all above average in looks minimum, I would say, and while shot simply, there was something relatively pleasing about that simplicity. Not a lot of bells and whistles. Nothing gimmicky. Just straight ahead sex featuring what I would call everyday looking folks that was not amateur. Sometimes it’s the simple things that often get overlooked that turn out to be the good things.
I’ll begin with a bit of a confession (and a round of self-disclosure): I have a bit of a porn crush on BBW actress Desiree Devine. Even though I know she’s much taller than I am, and would never be interested in me, I just think that she’s incredibly sexy. I know that makes me sound like some kind of a raving fanboy (or a stalker, I guess), when I saw that she was the cover model for the movie “I Like Fat Girls 5,” well, I knew that I had to throw it in the rental cart and order it. Would I be disappointed in my selection or not?
Scene 1
Long Island: Long Island is an Asian MILF wearing a pink sports bra and a black thong. She has a digital camera and is taking pictures of her male costar, getting him to flex with his shirt off, etc. He takes his pants off and she moves closer. He grabs her and starts to suck on her pierced nipples. He bends her over the kitchen table, pulls her panties down a little, spits on her pierced pussy and enters her doggie style. They move to the couch and he reenters her while she’s on her back. He sticks it in for a while and fucks her before sliding up her body so she can briefly suck on his dick. They then transition to reverse cowgirl on the couch before she slowly spins around to regular cowgirl. She enthusiastically bounces on his cock before sliding up his body so he can eat her pussy a little bit.
We jump cut to Long Island lying on her back with his dick in her ass. He fucks her this way for a while before they switch to anal reverse cowgirl. A jump cut takes us back to regular vaginal missionary fucking before he pops on Long Island, leaving a trail of cum up her belly and onto her face for a partial facial finish.
Scene 2
Mynxx: Mynxx is kneeling on the couch wearing a black corset top and black panties. She is quickly joined by a naked, older, bald male costar and she immediately begins to suck his cock and lick his balls. After some face fucking of her and some nipple sucking by him, Mynxx climbs on for a cowgirl ride. After a short ride and a quick suck of his cock, she climbs back on for some more.
After another ride with some more dick sucking, Mynxx sheds her clothing completely and maneuvers herself into a position for a doggie style fucking. We get a few nice point of view shots mixed in during the doggie style sex and they seem to be really into things. They disengage and Mynxx performs some more oral on him before they move on to missionary. She plays with her pierced nipples and he grabs onto her love handles as he fucks her. Yet another blowjob break leads us into a reverse cowgirl ride with a couple of blowjob breaks before they return to the missionary position. He finishes up by cumming on her lips and chin and Mynxx cleans him up and plays with his cum a bit more.
Scene 3
Shelby Sweet: The scene opens with the gentleman from scene number two sitting on the couch dressed in jeans and a polo shirt. Shelby crawls across the screen on her hands and knees toward him, showing us her underwear in the process. She then proceeds to undo his jeans and starts sucking his cock right away. She appears to have some submissive tendencies as she undoes her wrap top and he gets up to face fuck her while she is on her knees. She winds up leaning back into the couch with him fucking her mouth from above before a cut leads us to a cowgirl ride. She gives him a quick blowjob and then climbs back on in reverse. She hops off, licks his balls and climbs back on in regular cowgirl position.
Shelby climbs off and performs a quick blowjob again before turning around for some doggie style. He pounds away like this for a while before she performs a long blowjob on him as a transition to missionary. An extended missionary fucking leads to Shelby kneeling and getting a load on her lips and chin. She then proceeds to clean off her chin and licks her fingers clean.
Scene 4
Desiree Devine: We fade in on Desiree Devine’s ample bottom, as she is wearing a camisole and panty set. She pulls her big breasts out of the top and kneels down, playing with them. She licks her nipples and flashes her stomach before doing some booty clapping. She takes off her panties and plays with herself as she smiles and talks to the camera. She is joined by her heavily muscled costar that encourages her to remove her breasts from the top again. He licks her nipples and she returns the favor as he strips down and puts his cock between her tits. She then begins to suck him, taking him down her throat. She sucks him and holds onto his balls. She then strips all the way down, sits on the floor and continues to suck his dick while she plays with herself.
After sucking him, Desiree lays down on her back and he enters her pussy. She exhorts him to pound her pussy as they go at missionary style. Desiree flips over on her hands and knees and they begin to go at it doggie style. He smacks her ass and grabs her hair as he pounds her from behind. A jump cut takes us to them fucking in the scissors position before he rolls over onto his back and Desiree climbs aboard cowgirl style, allowing him to suck on her nipples. She hops off, sucks his dick a bit, and climbs back on in reverse cowgirl with him smacking her ass.
They flip back to missionary with him finishing by cumming on her pussy. He then stands up and Desiree licks his dick clean.
The DVD
Extras include a cumshot recap; a photo gallery; trailers for 4 films; and information about Devils Films video on demand.
Summary
I was pleasantly surprised by this film. The actress named Long Island was definitely not what I would have called a “fat girl” by any logical extension of the term. For some guys, these women would have probably been a turn off. Obviously, Desiree was a major reason I was interested in this film in the first place, but I was certainly taken in by all four scenes. The females were all above average in looks minimum, I would say, and while shot simply, there was something relatively pleasing about that simplicity. Not a lot of bells and whistles. Nothing gimmicky. Just straight ahead sex featuring what I would call everyday looking folks that was not amateur. Sometimes it’s the simple things that often get overlooked that turn out to be the good things.
Review: Scale Bustin' Babes #30
Scene 1
Bunny De La Cruz and Rodney Moore - not POV: Bunny De La Cruz is a girl with a pretty face and one of the more interesting tattoos I’ve ever seen. In this scene, she plays a stripper and actually holds her own on the pole solo before Rodney enters playing a lecherous strip club patron. We all know this guy (or hell, have BEEN this guy). He has trouble keeping his hands to himself as he tips Bunny, and she gently admonishes him to keep his hands to himself and keep his hands in his pants.
Of course, one he pulls out his dick, she of course cannot resist his advances. He helps her to strip off her bathing suit and thong and proceeds to fuck her on the mini-stage in a standing doggie postion. They switch to a kneeling doggie position. He has her flip over and goes down on her before entering her missionary style. Rodney breaks out the joyrider (the little training potty looking thingy) and has her climb on and ride him cowgirl style. She gives him oral and they go back to standing doggie for a bit.
Bunny and Rodney then get down on the floor and begin to 69. Rodney performs more cunnilingus on Bunny before she hops on for another cowgirl ride. Rodney performs more oral on Bunny before a trifecta of missionary, scissor position and spooning by these two.
Rodney offers another quick licking. She must taste really good (you have to see the tattoo to get it). He then hits her from the back, offering a couple of courtesy licks as a break before fucking her doggie style again.
The scene ends with a brief tit fuck and a Rodney Blast on her pretty face. Fade to black.
Scene 2
Karla Lane and Rodney - POV: Karla is a cute Latina wearing a kind of boring gray t-shirt dress. She’s walking down the street as Rodney drives his “Blastrovan” (no, I’m not making that nickname up). Rodney pulls over and stops Karla as she’s walking down the street. He says that he’s the host of a cable show called, “Crazy Things Girls Will Do For Money.” After offering Karla a total of $80 to take off her bra and panties for him, he convinces her to hop into his van and flash him. She does, and her boobs turn him on (they turn me on, too!) She allows him to touch her a little and this of course leads to him taking out his cock. She swoons upon seeing his dick and the fun begins.
Karla gives Rodney a handjob and begins to perform oral on him. She then plays with her hairy pussy before Rodney fucks her missionary (kinda) on the bench seat of the van. They slide over to one side of the van on the floor and she blows him before he has her turn around and he spanks her ass while she giggles. Rodney then fucks her doggie style before Karla blows him again and he finishes up by leaving a load of cum on her face.
Karla gets dressed and hops out of the van after they’re done. They exchange goodbyes and she begins to walk away with cum on her face.
Scene 3
Angel - Solo: Angel is playing a phone survey telemarketer. She begins by asking the guy (that we never hear) on the other end of the line how much he masturbates. The questions are very personal, but she starts to get turned on while talking to the person on the other end and she sits down in a black leather chair and begins to play with herself.
The person on the other end asks her to make sucking sounds while they are phone playing, and she goes to get a rubber dick to slurp on for the delight of the anonymous person. She goes back to playing with herself and talking on the phone until she cums hard.
Scene 4
Betty Boo and Rodney – POV: Betty Boo works for the hotel that Rodney is staying in. She has brought him a complimentary chocolate because there wasn’t one in the room. Betty then asks to look around to make sure that everything else in the room is okay. As she sits down to check things out and make some notes, Rodney notices that the chocolate is actually a mint chocolate and he only likes milk chocolate. Rodney offers Betty the mint and she accepts. Betty takes off her top, stating that she is a messy eater. We get to see how messy as she eats the chocolate and oozes a bit of the chocolate out of her mouth onto her left breast. Rodney is aroused (big shock) by how she’s eating the chocolate and whips it out.
Betty takes Rodney into her mouth after rubbing the head of his cock through the chocolate on her breast. She then squats on her haunches as she takes him in her mouth. She strips off the rest of her clothes, sits back on the couch and continues to suck him.
Rodney then lies on the floor and Betty lets him titty fuck her before she resumes pleasuring him. Rodney then stands up and face fucks her while she kneels and cups her boobs. The scene ends with a blast of cum landing on Betty’s face.
Scene 5
Zenova Braeden and Rodney – not POV: Zenova (who is not scale busting by any stretch of the imagination, but isn’t a skinny chick either) is playing doctor. Rodney is the patient, and is apparently suffering from erectile dysfunction. He has received medication, but it hasn’t worked.
Zenova, dressed in a blue smock with glasses on and her hair pulled up, thinks that it’s time for drastic measures. She takes off the glasses, lets her hair down and takes off the blue smock/lab coat, revealing a white PVC outfit. She checks his cock again. He’s responding a little, but she thinks he could use more assistance. She then takes off the white outfit, revealing a skin tight animal print tube top dress. She examines Rodney’s pecker again by pulling down his boxer shorts and grabbing a firm hold of his dick. He responding even better, but she knows just the thing to help him along, and puts his dick in her mouth and starts sucking.
Zenova pulls up the bottom of her dress and pulls down her top, revealing her small breasts. Rodney tongues her tits for a little bit before she returns to sucking on his pole. Zenova gets down on her knees and Rodney stands up so she can suck him a bit more. She hops up on the “table” that Rodney was laying on when the scene started and he goes down on her before he starts to fuck her missionary style.
The joyrider makes its second appearance as Zenova climbs on it for some cowgirl action. She takes a ride for a while before the duo moves over to the couch for some spooning action. From spooning they switch to doggie on the floor and then move into doing some standing doggie style.
Rodney sits on the couch and Zenova climbs on reverse cowgirl style. They fuck like this and then switch to cowgirl. A little more missionary on the couch, and then an odd edit has us returning to Zenova with her hair pulled back up, glasses on and blue lab coat/smock back on while Rodney fucks her missionary style on the couch and blasts a load on her face.
The DVD
Extras include the standard Rodney Moore trailer that has been utilized since 2000.
Summary
I liked this film. The women were quite attractive (and not all are BBWs, although a couple certain fit that bill), and it was a nice mix of POV and third person camera work. The women looked like they were having fun for the most part and seemed to be into it. The editing at the end of the last scene seemed somewhat odd, and while it's a bit distracting, it doesn't completely take away from what's happenning in the scene.
Might this be boring to some? Perhaps. If you’re looking for throat gagging or anything rough (or even mildly rough), this is not going to do it for you. This is more akin to “nerd porn,” starring that goofy kid in high school who somehow managed to make adult movies. And while some of the co-stars he’s having sex with don’t fit the traditional idea of beauty (in porn in particular), that’s always been part of the Rodney charm and appeal.
The fact that he even performs some cunnilingus on a couple of the females seems so retro these days that it’s simultaneously funny and sad.
I would recommend this for rental. If you’re a Rodney fan, I would say you might want to consider adding this to your collection – but keep in mind that there is no swallowing in this installment of the series. Facials only.
Bunny De La Cruz and Rodney Moore - not POV: Bunny De La Cruz is a girl with a pretty face and one of the more interesting tattoos I’ve ever seen. In this scene, she plays a stripper and actually holds her own on the pole solo before Rodney enters playing a lecherous strip club patron. We all know this guy (or hell, have BEEN this guy). He has trouble keeping his hands to himself as he tips Bunny, and she gently admonishes him to keep his hands to himself and keep his hands in his pants.
Of course, one he pulls out his dick, she of course cannot resist his advances. He helps her to strip off her bathing suit and thong and proceeds to fuck her on the mini-stage in a standing doggie postion. They switch to a kneeling doggie position. He has her flip over and goes down on her before entering her missionary style. Rodney breaks out the joyrider (the little training potty looking thingy) and has her climb on and ride him cowgirl style. She gives him oral and they go back to standing doggie for a bit.
Bunny and Rodney then get down on the floor and begin to 69. Rodney performs more cunnilingus on Bunny before she hops on for another cowgirl ride. Rodney performs more oral on Bunny before a trifecta of missionary, scissor position and spooning by these two.
Rodney offers another quick licking. She must taste really good (you have to see the tattoo to get it). He then hits her from the back, offering a couple of courtesy licks as a break before fucking her doggie style again.
The scene ends with a brief tit fuck and a Rodney Blast on her pretty face. Fade to black.
Scene 2
Karla Lane and Rodney - POV: Karla is a cute Latina wearing a kind of boring gray t-shirt dress. She’s walking down the street as Rodney drives his “Blastrovan” (no, I’m not making that nickname up). Rodney pulls over and stops Karla as she’s walking down the street. He says that he’s the host of a cable show called, “Crazy Things Girls Will Do For Money.” After offering Karla a total of $80 to take off her bra and panties for him, he convinces her to hop into his van and flash him. She does, and her boobs turn him on (they turn me on, too!) She allows him to touch her a little and this of course leads to him taking out his cock. She swoons upon seeing his dick and the fun begins.
Karla gives Rodney a handjob and begins to perform oral on him. She then plays with her hairy pussy before Rodney fucks her missionary (kinda) on the bench seat of the van. They slide over to one side of the van on the floor and she blows him before he has her turn around and he spanks her ass while she giggles. Rodney then fucks her doggie style before Karla blows him again and he finishes up by leaving a load of cum on her face.
Karla gets dressed and hops out of the van after they’re done. They exchange goodbyes and she begins to walk away with cum on her face.
Scene 3
Angel - Solo: Angel is playing a phone survey telemarketer. She begins by asking the guy (that we never hear) on the other end of the line how much he masturbates. The questions are very personal, but she starts to get turned on while talking to the person on the other end and she sits down in a black leather chair and begins to play with herself.
The person on the other end asks her to make sucking sounds while they are phone playing, and she goes to get a rubber dick to slurp on for the delight of the anonymous person. She goes back to playing with herself and talking on the phone until she cums hard.
Scene 4
Betty Boo and Rodney – POV: Betty Boo works for the hotel that Rodney is staying in. She has brought him a complimentary chocolate because there wasn’t one in the room. Betty then asks to look around to make sure that everything else in the room is okay. As she sits down to check things out and make some notes, Rodney notices that the chocolate is actually a mint chocolate and he only likes milk chocolate. Rodney offers Betty the mint and she accepts. Betty takes off her top, stating that she is a messy eater. We get to see how messy as she eats the chocolate and oozes a bit of the chocolate out of her mouth onto her left breast. Rodney is aroused (big shock) by how she’s eating the chocolate and whips it out.
Betty takes Rodney into her mouth after rubbing the head of his cock through the chocolate on her breast. She then squats on her haunches as she takes him in her mouth. She strips off the rest of her clothes, sits back on the couch and continues to suck him.
Rodney then lies on the floor and Betty lets him titty fuck her before she resumes pleasuring him. Rodney then stands up and face fucks her while she kneels and cups her boobs. The scene ends with a blast of cum landing on Betty’s face.
Scene 5
Zenova Braeden and Rodney – not POV: Zenova (who is not scale busting by any stretch of the imagination, but isn’t a skinny chick either) is playing doctor. Rodney is the patient, and is apparently suffering from erectile dysfunction. He has received medication, but it hasn’t worked.
Zenova, dressed in a blue smock with glasses on and her hair pulled up, thinks that it’s time for drastic measures. She takes off the glasses, lets her hair down and takes off the blue smock/lab coat, revealing a white PVC outfit. She checks his cock again. He’s responding a little, but she thinks he could use more assistance. She then takes off the white outfit, revealing a skin tight animal print tube top dress. She examines Rodney’s pecker again by pulling down his boxer shorts and grabbing a firm hold of his dick. He responding even better, but she knows just the thing to help him along, and puts his dick in her mouth and starts sucking.
Zenova pulls up the bottom of her dress and pulls down her top, revealing her small breasts. Rodney tongues her tits for a little bit before she returns to sucking on his pole. Zenova gets down on her knees and Rodney stands up so she can suck him a bit more. She hops up on the “table” that Rodney was laying on when the scene started and he goes down on her before he starts to fuck her missionary style.
The joyrider makes its second appearance as Zenova climbs on it for some cowgirl action. She takes a ride for a while before the duo moves over to the couch for some spooning action. From spooning they switch to doggie on the floor and then move into doing some standing doggie style.
Rodney sits on the couch and Zenova climbs on reverse cowgirl style. They fuck like this and then switch to cowgirl. A little more missionary on the couch, and then an odd edit has us returning to Zenova with her hair pulled back up, glasses on and blue lab coat/smock back on while Rodney fucks her missionary style on the couch and blasts a load on her face.
The DVD
Extras include the standard Rodney Moore trailer that has been utilized since 2000.
Summary
I liked this film. The women were quite attractive (and not all are BBWs, although a couple certain fit that bill), and it was a nice mix of POV and third person camera work. The women looked like they were having fun for the most part and seemed to be into it. The editing at the end of the last scene seemed somewhat odd, and while it's a bit distracting, it doesn't completely take away from what's happenning in the scene.
Might this be boring to some? Perhaps. If you’re looking for throat gagging or anything rough (or even mildly rough), this is not going to do it for you. This is more akin to “nerd porn,” starring that goofy kid in high school who somehow managed to make adult movies. And while some of the co-stars he’s having sex with don’t fit the traditional idea of beauty (in porn in particular), that’s always been part of the Rodney charm and appeal.
The fact that he even performs some cunnilingus on a couple of the females seems so retro these days that it’s simultaneously funny and sad.
I would recommend this for rental. If you’re a Rodney fan, I would say you might want to consider adding this to your collection – but keep in mind that there is no swallowing in this installment of the series. Facials only.
Sunday, January 24, 2010
My First Review: Big Fat Cream Pie #3
Synopsis: While cream pie videos have exploded across the market, and there are lots of BBW titles, too, it is a challenge to find films that are dedicated to serving lovers of both of these genres. White Ghetto films tries to fill said void with the series “Big Fat Cream Pie.” This film is the third installment in said series, which is looking to fill this niche in the market. This film has four scenes and runs about two hours long. No music, and a lot of switching between positions occurs in all four scenes.
Scene 1
Angie + 2 guys: Scene opens on Angie wearing a white fishnet outfit. Beautiful eyes and nice tits, plus a tongue piercing. Oral begins with one guy. A second guy, wearing underwear, enters the scene. We never see his face (more on him later). Angie performs oral on both fellas and then guy number one begins doggie while Angie continues to blow guy number two. Then the fellas switch roles. Angie mounts guy number one for some cowgirl action and then slides off to perform some oral on him. The two switch to missionary. Guy number two re-enters the scene and takes over missionary while guy number one comes around and received oral from Angie. Angie rides guy number two while performing more oral on guy number one. One more switch back to missionary for guy number two and he cums inside her. Guy number one goes in for sloppy seconds and dumps a second load into Angie’s pussy.
Scene 2
Monet Staxxx and one guy: Scene opens with Monet pulling on a black fishnet outfit. Monet has a very cute face and big tits. After the tease, Monet blows her guy. He mounts her from behind and begins to hit her doggie style. Monet slides off him and blows they guy while fingering herself. The couple then has sex while spooning on the couch. This is followed up by another round of oral sex. Monet mounts her fella cowgirl style and rides him for a while. They then switch back to doggie before heading into the missionary position. After a nice rhythmic missionary fucking, Monet blows the guy and asks him to cum in her pussy. He slides back down her and fucks her missionary one more time, blowing his load inside her.
Scene 3
Solsa + 2 guys: Solsa is a thick girl (the smallest one on the DVD) and is wearing a hot pink teddy type outfit with black stockings. After some teasing and bantering with two guys, one guy comes out and starts to play with her tits a little bit. Solsa slides down and begins to blow him. The second guy (wearing underwear again!) enters the scene and receives oral from Solsa as guy number one slides down to play with her pussy a little. He then enters her while guy number two continues to receive oral from her. After fucking her pussy for a few minutes, guy number one then slips into Solsa ass and anally fucks her while she continues to lick and suck on guy number two. The guys then switch roles and number two takes a crack at Solsa’s ass. Solsa then takes guy number one in her ass cowgirl style for a few minutes before switching back to missionary with him. Guy number one blows his load in her pussy and then is followed by guy number two, who also makes a deposit.
Scene 4
Michelle Bangs and 2 guys – NOT A THREESOME: Michelle Bangs, a black beauty in a bathing suit, teases her lover and plays with her pussy before pulling off his pants and sucking his cock. She blows him while he’s standing and sitting and then mounts him cowgirl. They go at this way for a few minutes before she switches to reverse cowgirl. Reverse cowgirl then leads to doggie style, and some more oral before we hit the missionary position. At this point, “Tony” walks in on Michelle and the guy having sex. Tony, we quickly realize, is the same guy who has worn his underwear in two previous scenes. He tags out with the first guy, and Michelle begins to give Tony head. They fuck in the missionary position, she gives him head again, and he fucks her one more time in the missionary position, ultimately blowing his load inside her.
The DVD
Extras include trailers for four movies and a photo gallery of the action.
Summary
Overall, I liked this film. I think you have to be a BBW fan to appreciate it, though, because I think the focus (with the tease segments) is more on the BBW aspect than on the cream pie. Unlike other cream pie movies I’ve seen, there isn’t nearly as much attention paid to the cum as to the women. There’s no squatting over a plate or over a glass table and squeezing the white stuff out to be licked up. Cum play is not focused on. So consider this entry to be more of a BBW movie that just happens to have cream pie finishes.
I do have a quibble, though, and it is with “Tony,” a faceless participant in three of the scenes. Maybe it’s just me, but having someone on camera having sex while wearing underwear AND a shirt is just silly to me. It’s porn. If Ron Jeremy and his hairy hedgehog ass can appear buck booty ass naked in a film, then you can, too. I found the clothing to be a bit of a distraction, because I don’t think that his being dressed added anything to the scenes. Also, the camera work was a bit uneven and seemed a little bit shaky. It’s not like anyone was out of focus during the film, but it bordered a bit on amateurish. Overall, not a bad film, but I don’t know if I would call it a full price keeper. Definitely worth a rental or pick it up on sale.
Scene 1
Angie + 2 guys: Scene opens on Angie wearing a white fishnet outfit. Beautiful eyes and nice tits, plus a tongue piercing. Oral begins with one guy. A second guy, wearing underwear, enters the scene. We never see his face (more on him later). Angie performs oral on both fellas and then guy number one begins doggie while Angie continues to blow guy number two. Then the fellas switch roles. Angie mounts guy number one for some cowgirl action and then slides off to perform some oral on him. The two switch to missionary. Guy number two re-enters the scene and takes over missionary while guy number one comes around and received oral from Angie. Angie rides guy number two while performing more oral on guy number one. One more switch back to missionary for guy number two and he cums inside her. Guy number one goes in for sloppy seconds and dumps a second load into Angie’s pussy.
Scene 2
Monet Staxxx and one guy: Scene opens with Monet pulling on a black fishnet outfit. Monet has a very cute face and big tits. After the tease, Monet blows her guy. He mounts her from behind and begins to hit her doggie style. Monet slides off him and blows they guy while fingering herself. The couple then has sex while spooning on the couch. This is followed up by another round of oral sex. Monet mounts her fella cowgirl style and rides him for a while. They then switch back to doggie before heading into the missionary position. After a nice rhythmic missionary fucking, Monet blows the guy and asks him to cum in her pussy. He slides back down her and fucks her missionary one more time, blowing his load inside her.
Scene 3
Solsa + 2 guys: Solsa is a thick girl (the smallest one on the DVD) and is wearing a hot pink teddy type outfit with black stockings. After some teasing and bantering with two guys, one guy comes out and starts to play with her tits a little bit. Solsa slides down and begins to blow him. The second guy (wearing underwear again!) enters the scene and receives oral from Solsa as guy number one slides down to play with her pussy a little. He then enters her while guy number two continues to receive oral from her. After fucking her pussy for a few minutes, guy number one then slips into Solsa ass and anally fucks her while she continues to lick and suck on guy number two. The guys then switch roles and number two takes a crack at Solsa’s ass. Solsa then takes guy number one in her ass cowgirl style for a few minutes before switching back to missionary with him. Guy number one blows his load in her pussy and then is followed by guy number two, who also makes a deposit.
Scene 4
Michelle Bangs and 2 guys – NOT A THREESOME: Michelle Bangs, a black beauty in a bathing suit, teases her lover and plays with her pussy before pulling off his pants and sucking his cock. She blows him while he’s standing and sitting and then mounts him cowgirl. They go at this way for a few minutes before she switches to reverse cowgirl. Reverse cowgirl then leads to doggie style, and some more oral before we hit the missionary position. At this point, “Tony” walks in on Michelle and the guy having sex. Tony, we quickly realize, is the same guy who has worn his underwear in two previous scenes. He tags out with the first guy, and Michelle begins to give Tony head. They fuck in the missionary position, she gives him head again, and he fucks her one more time in the missionary position, ultimately blowing his load inside her.
The DVD
Extras include trailers for four movies and a photo gallery of the action.
Summary
Overall, I liked this film. I think you have to be a BBW fan to appreciate it, though, because I think the focus (with the tease segments) is more on the BBW aspect than on the cream pie. Unlike other cream pie movies I’ve seen, there isn’t nearly as much attention paid to the cum as to the women. There’s no squatting over a plate or over a glass table and squeezing the white stuff out to be licked up. Cum play is not focused on. So consider this entry to be more of a BBW movie that just happens to have cream pie finishes.
I do have a quibble, though, and it is with “Tony,” a faceless participant in three of the scenes. Maybe it’s just me, but having someone on camera having sex while wearing underwear AND a shirt is just silly to me. It’s porn. If Ron Jeremy and his hairy hedgehog ass can appear buck booty ass naked in a film, then you can, too. I found the clothing to be a bit of a distraction, because I don’t think that his being dressed added anything to the scenes. Also, the camera work was a bit uneven and seemed a little bit shaky. It’s not like anyone was out of focus during the film, but it bordered a bit on amateurish. Overall, not a bad film, but I don’t know if I would call it a full price keeper. Definitely worth a rental or pick it up on sale.
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