Review: Scale Busting Babes #30

(My second review. I forgot to include the synopsis when I posted this one. Oops!)

Scene 1
Bunny De La Cruz and Rodney Moore - not POV: Bunny De La Cruz is a girl with a pretty face and one of the more interesting tattoos I’ve ever seen. In this scene, she plays a stripper and actually holds her own on the pole solo before Rodney enters playing a lecherous strip club patron. We all know this guy (or hell, have BEEN this guy). He has trouble keeping his hands to himself as he tips Bunny, and she gently admonishes him to keep his hands to himself and keep his hands in his pants.

Of course, one he pulls out his dick, she of course cannot resist his advances. He helps her to strip off her bathing suit and thong and proceeds to fuck her on the mini-stage in a standing doggie postion. They switch to a kneeling doggie position. He has her flip over and goes down on her before entering her missionary style. Rodney breaks out the joyrider (the little training potty looking thingy) and has her climb on and ride him cowgirl style. She gives him oral and they go back to standing doggie for a bit.

Bunny and Rodney then get down on the floor and begin to 69. Rodney performs more cunnilingus on Bunny before she hops on for another cowgirl ride. Rodney performs more oral on Bunny before a trifecta of missionary, scissor position and spooning by these two.
Rodney offers another quick licking. She must taste really good (you have to see the tattoo to get it). He then hits her from the back, offering a couple of courtesy licks as a break before fucking her doggie style again.

The scene ends with a brief tit fuck and a Rodney Blast on her pretty face. Fade to black.

Scene 2
Karla Lane and Rodney - POV: Karla is a cute Latina wearing a kind of boring gray t-shirt dress. She’s walking down the street as Rodney drives his “Blastrovan” (no, I’m not making that nickname up). Rodney pulls over and stops Karla as she’s walking down the street. He says that he’s the host of a cable show called, “Crazy Things Girls Will Do For Money.” After offering Karla a total of $80 to take off her bra and panties for him, he convinces her to hop into his van and flash him. She does, and her boobs turn him on (they turn me on, too!) She allows him to touch her a little and this of course leads to him taking out his cock. She swoons upon seeing his dick and the fun begins.

Karla gives Rodney a handjob and begins to perform oral on him. She then plays with her hairy pussy before Rodney fucks her missionary (kinda) on the bench seat of the van. They slide over to one side of the van on the floor and she blows him before he has her turn around and he spanks her ass while she giggles. Rodney then fucks her doggie style before Karla blows him again and he finishes up by leaving a load of cum on her face.

Karla gets dressed and hops out of the van after they’re done. They exchange goodbyes and she begins to walk away with cum on her face.

Scene 3
Angel - Solo: Angel is playing a phone survey telemarketer. She begins by asking the guy (that we never hear) on the other end of the line how much he masturbates. The questions are very personal, but she starts to get turned on while talking to the person on the other end and she sits down in a black leather chair and begins to play with herself.

The person on the other end asks her to make sucking sounds while they are phone playing, and she goes to get a rubber dick to slurp on for the delight of the anonymous person. She goes back to playing with herself and talking on the phone until she cums hard.

Scene 4
Betty Boo and Rodney – POV: Betty Boo works for the hotel that Rodney is staying in. She has brought him a complimentary chocolate because there wasn’t one in the room. Betty then asks to look around to make sure that everything else in the room is okay. As she sits down to check things out and make some notes, Rodney notices that the chocolate is actually a mint chocolate and he only likes milk chocolate. Rodney offers Betty the mint and she accepts. Betty takes off her top, stating that she is a messy eater. We get to see how messy as she eats the chocolate and oozes a bit of the chocolate out of her mouth onto her left breast. Rodney is aroused (big shock) by how she’s eating the chocolate and whips it out.

Betty takes Rodney into her mouth after rubbing the head of his cock through the chocolate on her breast. She then squats on her haunches as she takes him in her mouth. She strips off the rest of her clothes, sits back on the couch and continues to suck him.

Rodney then lies on the floor and Betty lets him titty fuck her before she resumes pleasuring him. Rodney then stands up and face fucks her while she kneels and cups her boobs. The scene ends with a blast of cum landing on Betty’s face.

Scene 5
Zenova Braeden and Rodney – not POV: Zenova (who is not scale busting by any stretch of the imagination, but isn’t a skinny chick either) is playing doctor. Rodney is the patient, and is apparently suffering from erectile dysfunction. He has received medication, but it hasn’t worked.
Zenova, dressed in a blue smock with glasses on and her hair pulled up, thinks that it’s time for drastic measures. She takes off the glasses, lets her hair down and takes off the blue smock/lab coat, revealing a white PVC outfit. She checks his cock again. He’s responding a little, but she thinks he could use more assistance. She then takes off the white outfit, revealing a skin tight animal print tube top dress. She examines Rodney’s pecker again by pulling down his boxer shorts and grabbing a firm hold of his dick. He responding even better, but she knows just the thing to help him along, and puts his dick in her mouth and starts sucking.

Zenova pulls up the bottom of her dress and pulls down her top, revealing her small breasts. Rodney tongues her tits for a little bit before she returns to sucking on his pole. Zenova gets down on her knees and Rodney stands up so she can suck him a bit more. She hops up on the “table” that Rodney was laying on when the scene started and he goes down on her before he starts to fuck her missionary style.

The joyrider makes its second appearance as Zenova climbs on it for some cowgirl action. She takes a ride for a while before the duo moves over to the couch for some spooning action. From spooning they switch to doggie on the floor and then move into doing some standing doggie style.
Rodney sits on the couch and Zenova climbs on reverse cowgirl style. They fuck like this and then switch to cowgirl. A little more missionary on the couch, and then an odd edit has us returning to Zenova with her hair pulled back up, glasses on and blue lab coat/smock back on while Rodney fucks her missionary style on the couch and blasts a load on her face.

The DVD
Extras include the standard Rodney Moore trailer that has been utilized since 2000.

Summary
I liked this film. The women were quite attractive (and not all are BBWs, although a couple certain fit that bill), and it was a nice mix of POV and third person camera work. The women looked like they were having fun for the most part and seemed to be into it. The editing at the end of the last scene seemed somewhat odd, and while it's a bit distracting, it doesn't completely take away from what's happenning in the scene.

Might this be boring to some? Perhaps. If you’re looking for throat gagging or anything rough (or even mildly rough), this is not going to do it for you. This is more akin to “nerd porn,” starring that goofy kid in high school who somehow managed to make adult movies. And while some of the co-stars he’s having sex with don’t fit the traditional idea of beauty (in porn in particular), that’s always been part of the Rodney charm and appeal.

The fact that he even performs some cunnilingus on a couple of the females seems so retro these days that it’s simultaneously funny and sad.

I would recommend this for rental. If you’re a Rodney fan, I would say you might want to consider adding this to your collection – but keep in mind that there is no swallowing in this installment of the series. Facials only.

My First Review - Big Fat Cream Pie #3

Okay, so I've been gone for a while trying to get a handle on that reality called Life. So I am long overdue in posting these, but I wanted to put up the first two reviews I ever did. Hopefully my writing style will evolve as I get more comfortable doing these, but I thought I would share myself as I am: warts and all.

Here's the link to Adult DVD Talk; full text of the review is below:


Synopsis: While cream pie videos have exploded across the market, and there are lots of BBW titles, too, it is a challenge to find films that are dedicated to serving lovers of both of these genres. White Ghetto films tries to fill said void with the series “Big Fat Cream Pie.” This film is the third installment in said series, which is looking to fill this niche in the market. This film has four scenes and runs about two hours long. No music, and a lot of switching between positions occurs in all four scenes.

Scene 1
Angie + 2 guys: Scene opens on Angie wearing a white fishnet outfit. Beautiful eyes and nice tits, plus a tongue piercing. Oral begins with one guy. A second guy, wearing underwear, enters the scene. We never see his face (more on him later). Angie performs oral on both fellas and then guy number one begins doggie while Angie continues to blow guy number two. Then the fellas switch roles. Angie mounts guy number one for some cowgirl action and then slides off to perform some oral on him. The two switch to missionary. Guy number two re-enters the scene and takes over missionary while guy number one comes around and received oral from Angie. Angie rides guy number two while performing more oral on guy number one. One more switch back to missionary for guy number two and he cums inside her. Guy number one goes in for sloppy seconds and dumps a second load into Angie’s pussy.

Scene 2
Monet Staxxx and one guy: Scene opens with Monet pulling on a black fishnet outfit. Monet has a very cute face and big tits. After the tease, Monet blows her guy. He mounts her from behind and begins to hit her doggie style. Monet slides off him and blows they guy while fingering herself. The couple then has sex while spooning on the couch. This is followed up by another round of oral sex. Monet mounts her fella cowgirl style and rides him for a while. They then switch back to doggie before heading into the missionary position. After a nice rhythmic missionary fucking, Monet blows the guy and asks him to cum in her pussy. He slides back down her and fucks her missionary one more time, blowing his load inside her.

Scene 3
Solsa + 2 guys: Solsa is a thick girl (the smallest one on the DVD) and is wearing a hot pink teddy type outfit with black stockings. After some teasing and bantering with two guys, one guy comes out and starts to play with her tits a little bit. Solsa slides down and begins to blow him. The second guy (wearing underwear again!) enters the scene and receives oral from Solsa as guy number one slides down to play with her pussy a little. He then enters her while guy number two continues to receive oral from her. After fucking her pussy for a few minutes, guy number one then slips into Solsa ass and anally fucks her while she continues to lick and suck on guy number two. The guys then switch roles and number two takes a crack at Solsa’s ass. Solsa then takes guy number one in her ass cowgirl style for a few minutes before switching back to missionary with him. Guy number one blows his load in her pussy and then is followed by guy number two, who also makes a deposit.

Scene 4
Michelle Bangs and 2 guys – NOT A THREESOME: Michelle Bangs, a black beauty in a bathing suit, teases her lover and plays with her pussy before pulling off his pants and sucking his cock. She blows him while he’s standing and sitting and then mounts him cowgirl. They go at this way for a few minutes before she switches to reverse cowgirl. Reverse cowgirl then leads to doggie style, and some more oral before we hit the missionary position. At this point, “Tony” walks in on Michelle and the guy having sex. Tony, we quickly realize, is the same guy who has worn his underwear in two previous scenes. He tags out with the first guy, and Michelle begins to give Tony head. They fuck in the missionary position, she gives him head again, and he fucks her one more time in the missionary position, ultimately blowing his load inside her.

The DVD
Extras include trailers for four movies and a photo gallery of the action.

Summary
Overall, I liked this film. I think you have to be a BBW fan to appreciate it, though, because I think the focus (with the tease segments) is more on the BBW aspect than on the cream pie. Unlike other cream pie movies I’ve seen, there isn’t nearly as much attention paid to the cum as to the women. There’s no squatting over a plate or over a glass table and squeezing the white stuff out to be licked up. Cum play is not focused on. So consider this entry to be more of a BBW movie that just happens to have cream pie finishes.

I do have a quibble, though, and it is with “Tony,” a faceless participant in three of the scenes. Maybe it’s just me, but having someone on camera having sex while wearing underwear AND a shirt is just silly to me. It’s porn. If Ron Jeremy and his hairy hedgehog ass can appear buck booty ass naked in a film, then you can, too. I found the clothing to be a bit of a distraction, because I don’t think that his being dressed added anything to the scenes. Also, the camera work was a bit uneven and seemed a little bit shaky. It’s not like anyone was out of focus during the film, but it bordered a bit on amateurish. Overall, not a bad film, but I don’t know if I would call it a full price keeper. Definitely worth a rental or pick it up on sale.

Seeing this made me angry

A shout out to the lovely Samantha 38G for bringing this item to my attention on her blog.

I have been a loyal consumer of products from the Score Group for much of my adult life. I have an affinity for women with large breasts and also for women that are a little...fluffier.

But apparently, someone in the DVD department decided that simply having the line of XL Girls wasn't good enough, and went in this direction for this release:

Piggies for Porking

These six hot piggies turn up the heat to the max as they crave swollen, hard
man-meat in their mouths, between their tits and deep in their pussies! A guy's
nut juice is the only thing that can come close to satisfying their hefty
appetites, and they milk these stiff cocks for all they're worth! Piggies were
made for porking. Here's the fucking proof!

You're shitting me, right?

I'm sorry, but this is just offensive to me.

I don't think that this is an issue where we all just need to grow some thicker skin. It just shows a lack of respect for your models, as far as I am concerned. This title and description is degrading.

Is this what Score Group really thinks about their BBW and plus size models? That they are pigs? It's childish, embarssing and disgusting that they decided to take this tactic to promote the movie.

I won't rent it, buy it or review it. I refuse to even watch a trailer for it.

I hope that the title fails spectacularly.

Max Hardcore Goes Away

On Friday, Paul Little (aka "Max Hardcore") was sentenced to 46 months in prison for violating the "community standard" in Florida.

In essence, the product produced by Mr. Little was seen as too extreme for "any decent person" to view. More details here.

I've watched a Max Hardcore movie before. I didn't find it erotic in the slightest. And having peeped a couple of trailers, his "European" content (aka a marketing ploy for unedited films), with women vomiting and gagging on his cock and getting peed on was kind of disturbing.

But considering how long he had been in the business, it had to be popular enough.

I'm not saying that populism should rule, but even though he was pushing the envelope, I think it begs the question:

Who decides what is a community standard?

Why is this not an individual decision?

I'm not going to make the same trite argument about there being worse shit produced in Hollywood (even though there is), but I do wonder where we've gone when I can be arrested for producing something for people to enjoy in their own homes.

Scary thought.

From The "You Have Got To Be Fucking Kidding Me" File

According to TMZ.com (which I normally never read), a stolen picture of a breastfeeding Jamie Lynn Spears (Britney's sister) has triggered a pornography investigation by the feds. In the breastfeeding pic, Jamie Lynn's breast is exposed.

Yes, Jamie Lynn is 17 years old, which means she's a minor as far as some of these things go. In the set (which contains family pictures as well), there is a picture of Jamie Lynn holding her baby while wearing a negligee.

According to TMZ, peddling pictures of Jamie's breast - even if it's not sexual - could land the seller and buyer in jail. If for nothing else, stealing and receiving stolen property. Also not listed (but should be), they would be prosecuted for being fucking morons.

Shameless Promotion

No, not shameless self-promotion, although I am actually in favor of that as well.

I did want to alert you all to a fascinating blog I came across courtesy of BBW model Ms. Dawn Perignon.

It's called Christian Sings the Blues, and I think it should be required reading for any guy who is a fan of porn or wants to get into porn.

Why should it be required reading, you may ask?

Besides the pretty pictures of some of his co-stars and friends in the industry, it should be required reading because it is the unvarnished truth. The good and the bad - it's all there.

And I know that I, personally, love that stuff.

I also think it helps to keep this stuff in perspective. I fear that too often, we are quick to look at porn stars as just body parts - pussies, asses, breasts and cocks - and forget that they're people. It's also too easy to dismiss them as undereducated or uneducated airheads.

Are there some that are like that? Of course. But that's a fact of life in any industry - especially in the world of entertaiment (which, last time I checked, porn is).

However, when you come across something that is well written and offers an insider's perspective, that just gets my geek side engaged as well.

So check it out: http://www.christiansingstheblues.com/

Adultery and Pornography: Oxymoron or Strange Bedfellows?

Interesting article by Ross Douthat at the Atlantic. You can check it out here (hat tip to Douthat's colleague Andrew Sullivan).

Personally, as someone who write a blog called "Pornucopia", I find it laughable to consider hard core pornography as a form of adultery - in any circumstance.

I follow Douthat's line of thinking to a point, especially as he talks about the influence that the internet has had and the increase in amateur web girls and proliferation of amateur and pro-am porn sites.

But to say that watching an amateur film or a pro-am film is comparable to having an affair is a specious argument.

Yes, watching someone act in a pro-am or selling a home movie they made with a lover or spouse on clips4sale.com is a lot different than watching something like The Devil in Mrs. Jones or Debbie Does Dallas.

Or is it? Isn't it still just as simple watching people on film (or video tape or dvd or on the web) fuck?

Ross, a couple of questions for you: In order to make the premise work (and maybe I'm taking this to an extreme), would masturbating to porn that you shot with your wife and posted on the web be considered adultery?

Or is the act of masturbating itself (whether or not porn is involved) adultery as well?

Update: It appears that others think that this column is foolish, too.

Thank Heaven For...White Ghetto Films?

Okay, that may be a bit much.

I do have to say, though, that White Ghetto does bring it if you are a fan of thicker women and of cream pies.

And if you want to combine the two (as I do from time to time), then they have the series Big Fat Cream Pie, which is now in its seventh installment.

As I was discovering today when I rented a couple of films to view and review this weekend, it seems like there is a dearth of true BBW cream pie films outside of what White Ghetto puts out.

You can find the occasional scene if you hit up AEBN, but to find fully devoted films to this subgenre has been a challenge.

If anyone knows of a studio doing such films, please let me know so I can peruse their stock.

Yes, the cream pie is not for everyone. But again, as I say, this site also knows that adult films are not based on reality.

Hardbody? Ha!

I am not a hardbody by any stretch of the imagination.

I mean, here in the world of Pornucopia, the existence is based on the assumption and presumption of a fantasy.

The events that take place before me are not real. That much is known and true.

And so while I do think that there are lots of guys that would love to be a porn star, I like to think that most of us don't have the skills to be able to handle that kind of pressure.

I've never tried for the simple reason that I'm not in shape.

Actually, I guess I need to clarify. I am in shape, if you consider round to be a shape.

In all seriousness, though, I look at porn like I look at sports: I am a fan on some level because I physically cannot do it.

Or at least, I could do it. But I don't have the physical skills to be the best of the best.

So I watch from the stands and enjoy myself.

Dear Ms. Fantasy

As I sat around this evening thinking about things, I thought it might help to give some of y'all an idea of some of the women I groove on.

I tried to think about women that are currently active as far as I could tell. I think that a couple "retired" and then re-entered the business.

But when I see these women, I start to drool.

This is not a comprehensive list. I just wanted to establish a reference point.

In alphabetical order:

Aurora Snow

Bunny De La Cruz

Christina Curves

Desiree Devine

Eden 38DD

Eva Angelina

Gianna Michaels

Jada Fire

Jenna Haze

Kaci Starr

Kandi Kreme

Monet Staxx

Samantha 38G

Sara Jay

Quite the collection of character. With a couple of notable exceptions, there are some similarities.

Like I said, my favorite porn magazines are Voluptuous (and Voluptuous XL Girls) and Score.

Most of these women would fit into one (or two) of those titles.

What is this?

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Who am I?

I am a newbie to the industry side of things, no doubt.

I am simply a fan.

When I was about 10, I used to sneak looks at a copy of one of Xaviera Hollander's "Happy Hooker" books that dad kept hidden in the bag that he kept the shoe shining supplies in. Okay, he also hid it in his underwear drawer, and I found it there, too. *GRIN*

Then it was an issue of Penthouse Magazine that he kept hidden in the same two places. I know he knew I was reading it, but he never said squat to me. I guess he kind of considered it a rite of passage for a boy.

After he passed away when I was 14, though, I had to turn to other sources.

Sure, there was late night television in New York City, where the local public access would run shows like "Midnight Blue" by Screw Magazine's Al Goldstein and I could catch female (and male) strippers on "The Robyn Bird Show."

Then a couple of high school classmates told me about a place that would sell adult magazines without carding - a coup when you're a horny, dateless 15 year old. Why was I dateless? Well, that's another post. *GRIN*

But before I digress too far, let's get back to this tale. This "store" (which was literally a hole in the wall on Lexington Ave. in Manhattan) sold me my first adult magazine. I remember how sweaty my palms were when I picked up the magazine (a copy of D-Cup) and held it in my trembling hands as I placed it on the counter before the guy working the cash register. He was a chubby, Middle Eastern gentleman. He looked at the magazine and looked back at me.

"How old are you?" he asked in his relatively thick accent.

My voice cracking as I said it, I responded, "Eighteen, sir."

"Uh, huh," he said, a smirk slightly forming at the corners of his mouth. He then told me how much and I paid him. He slid the magazine into a plain brown paper bag and handed it to me, his face graced with something between a smirk and a genuine smile.

I tried to avoid direct eye contact as I took the bag from him and put it into my backpack as I walked back out into the streets of the city. But I knew on that day that I was hooked.

I bought countless copies of D-Cup, Gent and Plumpers and Big Women magazines. I also managed, when I had extra cash, to get my hands on some video tapes. They were the 2 hour and 4 hour compliations (this was before DVD), so I got to see a lot more than I probably should have.

Granted, this was the early to mid 1990s, when it was a lot easier to get your hands on this stuff - especially in Manhattan.

Eventually, it was on to college, which was in the nascent days of DVD and the internet. I had moved on to buying Score and Voluptuous Magazines from the local porn shops in my college town. Once I got my car, it became even easier to visit these shops and buy what I wanted. DVDs made life even better, and getting internet access in my dorm room and apartment also facilitated more watching and learning about all of the little things that turn me on or intrigued me.

Of course, I've had relationships. I'm not a complete and total pervert that doesn't know how to interact with the opposite sex. If nothing, I think that learning from the early days of porn helped me become a more attentive lover in the bedroom. I don't necessarily think that that would be the case if I were 15 years old and just discovering porn today.

But anyway, that's where I've come from and how I got here.